Friday, August 03, 2007

Quotes of my favorite boss

Are you late because you were on www.MySpaceBook.com or are you going all Lindsey Lohan on us?

Ocean Spray called and they want their cranberries back (after see a 3 liter jug of cranberry juice on my desk).

Let's start a new tradition everyday. Let's play a game where you, me, and Joe guess what time we each went to bed and what time we each got to work (it turned out that day that Joe went to work at 3:30am and I had gone to bed at 2:00am).

Tomorrow is IT spring cleanup day so you can wear your Jordache jeans to work if you want.

(In the middle of a meeting where I was drinking a tiny container of Danimal yogurt smoothie, he takes it from my hand and interrupts the meeting) Ha ha ha, me thirsty, me drink tiny smoothie!

If you can't get the purchase order shipped on time, you owe me 20 Coke bottle cap codes.

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